matt hackmann -> web developer

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Posted on by Anonymous Coward (God)
Anonymous Coward

Mister Hackmann.
I'm VERY disappointed in your lack of respect and reverence for this very important topic. We hope that you understand what you've done here, in making a mockery of everything we stand for. I've met with some of the guys, and we've decided that you're going to have to pay for this litlte bit of insolence. Also, let's just say I wouldn't drive your car if I were you, for about a decade. Then again, maybe working for Wal-Mart is punishment enough. Spend enough years there, and you can forget about Hell. We'll have to rig up something special for you. Oh yes. Very special. I can hardly wait.

Posted on by Anonymous Coward (God)
Anonymous Coward

Also, you can't type. Stupid heathen.

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