Matt Hackmann

MattHackmann

The thoughts and goings-on of some programmer dad.

Can I Be an Artist?

Some time ago, I did that stupid art instruction school test, just acting like a jack ass because I can't help but feel that there's something skeezy going on there. Well, nearly one month later, I get this back:

85 out of 100, they gave me. There's apparently a whole bunch of shit that goes into making this "composite score", namely accuracy, stroke quality, shading and tones, and "design concepts". I feel I should have gotten a 0 because I broke the one and only rule... draw one subject.

Also, I'm not 100% certain that this wasn't just rubber stamped on. The sheet I got back was a scan of my original paper, and closely examining the lettering suggests that it was (at some point) handwritten because all the Os are different, but still.

Maybe I'll consider this my control and send in another form under a different nym, but draw something completely off topic, very badly rendered, or perhaps both.

The Rule of Twos

I'm mildly inebriated right now, having partaken in a particularly vicious Squid Girl drinking game. Two gin and tonics is enough to get me a little loopy, apparently. But, that's not why we're here.

Last week, as I was biking home from work, I had a bit of a realization; for the last ten year, approximately every two years, my life hits some sort of major stepping stone. Stay with me a moment as we saunter down this alley.

2003

Probably one of the smaller items on this list, I became an admin of the YPN in late '02/early '03. This saw a very large uptick in my time spent doing web development. From YPNgine to Tetra, it occupied quite a lot of time and is certainly integral to where I am today.

2005

In November of '05, I got my very first job as a layaway runner at Walmart. I almost consider this as the beginning of my modern life and certainly influential in the being I've become; learning the way of the world and coming out of the introverted shell I had adopted through most of my teenage years.

2007

October of 2007 saw me leaving the comforts of the Midwest for the first time and beginning my college life in the far reaches of Orlando Florida. A lot of my rougher edges in terms of design and development were sanded down while there for sure, though I've since made strides to drop the moniker of designer. Certainly I grew socially while there, but still didn't live the typical college student life. Also, it was during this time that I developed my interest in anime, for good or ill.

2009

Having graduated from college, I began my life in the professional world (late '09, but '09 it was). These times were absolutely influential to myself as a front end web developer, owing quite a lot to my fellow coworkers (the Frenchie in particular). It was certainly a trial by fire as I learned how the corporate world operates and how to most effectively make one's way within it, though I'm certainly still learning on that part.

2011

This year was big for two reasons: I finally learned my true worth as a developer and I finally began life outside of the domain of my parents' household. Certainly, the latter is a major milestone for any individual, but I guess little else happened that year outside of beginning to realize how I could push the boundaries of being one's own keeper... like late night Taco Bell runs :)

2013

This all leads into this year where I find myself permanently moved to a foreign part of the nation and working at a major company in the internet sector. It feels normal and yet surreal at the same time. Through all the previous years, I always had this nagging feeling that I was waiting for something, the kind of feeling of anticipation that you have around Christmas but less so. I could never put my finger on what it was I was waiting for, but that feeling has nearly vanished since I've been here. Where I had cognitively resigned to working at a news station for the rest of my life, my gut had other plans and is now satisfied with the position I find myself in. Of course, there's still

The Future

Given the above as a foundation, considering major life events happen every two years, let's consider extrapolating this out into how I'd like things to pan out.

2015 Despite never having worked at any establishment for two years straight, I'll still be at LinkedIn and now an "old-timer". More importantly than that, I'll be "going steady" with a very nice girl. Now, I would prefer that this actually happen before the two year marker much like the later items on this list.

2017 By this time, with any luck I will be married or engaged to the aforementioned "nice girl". Now, four years is a fairly small time span to find "the one" or a person coming close to, but I've witnessed this happen first hand and it's certainly not out of the realm of possibility. Of course, if I continue to sit on my hands waiting for Mrs. Hackmann to waltz into my life, it becomes slightly more muddled...

2019 In a word, fatherhood. The last two or three years I've been feeling the pangs of wanting to have kids. A daughter to dote on and/or a son with whom I can show the wonders of nerddom (actually, all of that can apply to both). Either way, children with whom I can share the wonder and magic of the world that we live in.

The next six years should be interesting for sure and, if the past has shown me anything, will bring with it absolutely nothing that I imagined it would.

IT'S OVER!

I missed a few days of my month of blogging every day. So sue me. It's not like I went to a foreign country or anything. But, to close this all out, here is a picture of the now famous "cat box". Some day we shall meet again, Japan.

The Ancient Art of Blood Letting

There are many ways one can attempt to sober up. Drink water, eat food, drink coffee, smack to the face, and so forth. I figured this evening, after a little bit of happy hour at work, I would work off the rest of my buzz by taking a quick bike around the trail behind the campus. So, I lifted a Google bike and did just that. As I felt my buzz decreasing, I decided it was about time to turn around and take myself home. So, when I saw a fork coming up in the road, I figured I would gracefully arc back around.

What you don't see is that there is a bit of a grade at this fork and road bikes don't have great traction. So, I wound up bleeding out the alcohol instead. (Don't click the break if you're not cool with the site of blood 'n shit.

This arm arguably got banged up the worst, but all of my limbs wound up with some level of scraped up. I haven't seen this much blood since my much younger years.

Due to probably the adrenaline rush, I was now completely sober. I biked myself back to work, did a quick patch job at the first aid station in the cafeteria, then made a trip to the store to pick up all of the first aid supplies I needed to finish the job (hint, I didn't even have so much as a band-aid at home). Luckily, those aforementioned younger years has given me quite a... CRASH COURSE in patching up wounds.

I Am My Own NSA When It Comes To Music

It's time yet again to put on my Data Analysis Cosby hat and churn out some fun graphs based upon the listening habits of those using my ever present music page (a misnomer since it's done video for a long time now). Unlike last time where I just compared myself to my brother Chris (the other heavy user of the product), today are just some general stats of when music is played and how much we're listening to. Steve (yet another brother) has become quite active with this, and as such is pretty high on the charts as well.

Song Plays By Day and Hour

12a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12p 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Sunday27017190219821133895195166194243174247211201200283278306248
Monday127125794213011850230451521448206290431363352260233259346329284
Tuesday13162162445145871238404354390310329472330307334244254239394306
Wednesday12571382519952285206350349337225325472458318159275282281415363
Thursday2358952459011883279485501480333439468362286143178207218266250
Friday2491315849172441089312459499453285320335225187144120221160272350
Saturday15112481604213004588215179217187240277227173183179214143259247

General Play Stats

User Unique Songs Total Plays Avg. Song Length Totals
Steve 1893 9492 2m 43s 18 days 4 hr 18 min 3 sec
Matt 1738 13950 2m 42s 29 days 18 hr 6 min 57 sec
Chris 486 9527 2m 52s 26 days 14 hr 11 min 5 sec
Jeff 185 567 3m 12s 1 day 8 hr 14 min 33 sec